Inspired by The Three Musketeeeeeeers, a growing but incomplete list of foes who would hand the Cardinal guards their collective prissy feathered hat in a sword fight:
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- Tybalt
- Puss in Boots
- Musketeers
- Musketeer wannabes
- Milady de Winter
- Wives of musketeers
- Parents of musketeers
- Friends of musketeers
- People who saw The Three Musketeers
- Anakin Skywalker, age 10
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, age 10
- Harry Potter, age 10
- Simon Pegg
- Nick Frost
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- That Star Wars internet kid
- David Letterman
- Paul Shaffer
- Doc Severinsen
- The Late Ed McMahon
- Jimmy Kimmel
- Jimmy Fallon
- Jimmy Stewart, RIP
- Ellen DeGeneres
- Urkel
- Anakin Skywalker, age 5
- The Three Stooges
- The Three Bears
- The Three Pigs
- The kid who says, “hey Mikey, he likes it!”
- That spiked pole kung fu masters practice on
- Crash test dummies
- Your average liquid amber
- Your average rose bush
- Your average banana plant
- Your average indoor fichus
- Anakin Skywalker, age 2 ½
- Quakers
- The Amish
- Action figures
- Muppets, except for Fozzie Bear
- Teletubbies, except for Po
- Playing Cards, except for suicide kings
- Toddlers
- Webkinz
- Bobbleheads
- Garden gnomes
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The Three Musketeers review can be found here.
