Cars 2 – I kind of mind you coming here/and wastin’ all my time.
Hangover 2 – Take two aspirin and sleep it off.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides — sinks in shallow waters.
Footloose – You can dance around the subject all you like; this remake didn’t merit your attention.
The Tree of Life – In all fairness, I’m pretty sure this film is still going on where I saw it, so there might have been a good moment somewhere around month two or three of the run time.
The Green Hornet/The Green Lantern – made me green with envy 
for those who stayed home.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – you owe it to your local teenage girl to step up and criticize her for supporting this awful franchise.
The Three Musketeers – This eye candy had all the substance of a sugary midday snack.
The Smurfs – ♫ La la lalalala, la lala who cares? ♪
