In my heart, I’d love to call out every last piece of crap, every last phoned-in offering or complete misfire. So many films deserved ire, from the unlovable Coopers to the Peter I loved to Pan. Just know that whatever film you hated, I probably did it injustice even if it doesn’t appear here.
Now, let’s get it on, starting with the
Dishonorable Mentions
Love a good fear mongering, do you? Try a seven-hour earthquake; broug
ht to you, I’m guessing, by the earth scientists who reject global warming.
I didn’t even like the first one.
JLo is still hot. Yup. She sure is.
Kevin James is still fat. Yup. He 
sure is.
The Vatican Tapes
Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension
And the found footage nominees for worst film are …
You didn’t see this. Don’t start now.
It was nice of Zac Efron to resume his music career. Unfortunately, it came at the expense
of his acting career.
Muy mal. Pobre niños.
An Indian film that was both figuratively and literally shitty.
An impressive precursor, yes? But it takes just a bit more to be the very worst film of the year. So let’s not delay with the list:
THE WORST FILMS OF 2015
You want to be tied?
Happy to 
oblige. There’s even
Spare rope for your noose
Avengers treatment?
Sure, once one of you gets a
Personality
8. By the Sea
Brad, Angelina
Overshadow French landscape
The film is the 
Pitts
Make fun of Pixels?
Compared to Dick6, that film
Was Casablanca
6. War Room
You’d think closet prayers
Would be quicker to accept
Homosexuals
Boyfriend psychopath
Steals cat, kills the neighbor
Hey. You can do worse
4. Hot Pursuit
Reese, oh m
y no, Reese
You’re so much better than this
Please return at once
3. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
Rodent hijinks, ugh
I can see a solution:
Exterminator
If you need a film
To
make Star Wars prequels shine
This could be the one
And the Tyler Perry Award for worst film of the year goes to …
Nineteen Oscar noms
And Ms. Streep can’t discern a
Bad script. That scares me.
