This sure looks like derivative – I bet you’re not even dino-sorry about it.
Month: June 2015
Guardians of the Galaxy
Kinda like a universal A-Team.
A Walk Among the Tombstones
Take your fitbit; that’s good exercise.
Third Person
Plurals.
Sex Tape
Another chance at Jason Segel nudity … where do I sign up?
The Other Woman
Baby, I’m not gonna lie: I saw another film right before this one. It meant nothin’ to me. Nothin’. I swear it.
Ouija
Next time, I want to be the race car.
Insidious: Chapter 3
Insidiousest
The Boy Next Door
… would not watch this movie, either.
Fifty Shades of Grey
“On Tuesdays, I’m going to pack you in jello for my sexual amusement. Try to keep an open mind.”