‘Ducks!’ I said ‘Ducks!’ Yes, I know the subject matter. I said, ‘Ducks!’
Month: September 2015
We Are Your Friends
Who? Mine? Are you sure? My friends don’t make 1-star films.
Straight Outta Compton
And into the fire
The Transporter Refueled
Hey, look! It’s NOT Jason Statham.
A Walk in the Woods
Old men walkin’ … well, standin’ … well, breathin’
When the Game Stands Tall
And logic? Not at all.
Draft Day
I’d like to swap this film for a movie to be watched later.
I Am Eleven
Yeah? Well, I’m sober. We’re both out of luck.
Fort Tilden
Is being besieged by the shallow.
Mistress America
The girl the U.S. is seeing on the side.