Shlock attempts to take on the War on Drugs
Author: Jim
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
Undead action hero Colin Firth … I’m just gonna let that one sink in.
American Assassin
…♪stay away from me-ee
Columbus
Sailed well past the Port of Efficiency and into the Sea of Tedium
Mother!
F***er!
The Dark Tower
For those who prefer more snooze-worthy Stephen King adaptations
It
To be followed by an even more sinister sequel: ‘HR Support’
The Hitman’s Bodyguard
How do you enjoy your hyperbole?
Wind River
… Dirt … Inferno? This is an elements thing, right?
True to the Game
…or *a* game at least; the film isn’t clear which”