Except this one, I’m guessing
Author: Jim
Everything, Everything
So-so
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
… straight to the 99 cent bin
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
(Still grail-less)
Smells Like Nirvana
A “Weird Al” Yankovic concert memory
Alien: Covenant
Prometheuses
Battle of Memories (记忆大师)
It’s Barbra Streisand v. Lea Michele!
Lowriders
And lower expectations to match
Rage
Or the phoned-in equivalent thereof
The Wall
Beige Floyd?