Did this oater get your goat-er?
Author: Jim
Deepwater Horizon
It could have been worse? What?!
Blair Witch
Like a chipwich, except that it’s tasteless, soggy , and makes you sick to your stomach.
Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart (Jack et la mécanique du coeur)
Bong. Bong. Bong. This blows! This blows! This blows!
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
Time for another movie falcon, eh?
Sing Street
John Carney’s third album
Storks
Will maternity leave delay the DVD release?
Bridget Jones’s Baby
How telegraphed do you like your jokes?
Hush
She’s already a deaf mute. Is that not good enough?
Snowden
Patriot, traitor … or asshole?