Actually, this movie is more of a Ponzi scheme.
Author: Jim
Dumb and Dumber To
A deliberate misspelling of ‘too?’ Wa-hell, I’ve got a deliberate miss-adding up to ‘two’ (stars) for ya.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Reptiles. Pffft.
Tusk
Tsk.
Big Hero 6
Am I the only one who sees this title and thinks ‘Leonard, Part 6’? I hope so.
Wild Tales (Relatos salvajes)
Like Duck Tales, only with subtitles, evil … and no ducks.
Gone Girl
Come for the mystery. Stay for the pain.
The Salt of the Earth
Just in case you were feeling good about the human condition.
Ida
–know; maybe it’s not so good.
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Definitely ‘Bird,’ not ‘Bat, right? Nobody said ‘Bat.’