when you realize you’ve attended an R-rated Zac Efron film.
Author: Jim
The Kings of Summer
That would be Julius and Augustus. Am I right? Huh? Huh?
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
OK, if he sees his shadow, do we have six weeks of nuclear winter?
The Nut Job
Epi-pen! Epi-pen, now!
I, Frankenstein
do solemnly swear not to suck … oh, crap.
The Legend of Hercules
Has gone from myth to pure fabrication.
Devil’s Due
Oh yeah, I’m tellin’ ya — you gotta rotate your Devil every few months or you’re gonna get films like this.
August: Osage County
And you thought your family was dysfunctional.
Ride Along
Like a sing-along without music … or fun.
Grudge Match
Rocky VII, Raging Bull II