♪Blue ‘Mine, I saw you standing with kin, without a drink in your hand [sic], without an Alec to pwn♫
Author: Jim
Planes
From the files of NO Imagination Screenplay, Etc.
The Lone Ranger
Hiyo, credits already!
The Smurfs 2
♪Tra, la, lala, lala, la, lala this sucks♫
Grown Ups 2
There were grown-ups in this movie? Really? Where were they?
Red 2
I love being read to, but didn’t like Red 2. What’s up with that?
The Wolverine
The importance of being shirtless.
The Heat
Left me cold.
Turbo
For fans of hyperbo (le).
R.I.P.D.
Reynolds Isn’t Particularly Discriminating