Waaaay too many facets.
Author: Jim
Star Trek Into Darkness
No, Star Trek, stay away from the light! Don’t go into the light!
Iron Man 3
Suit yourself.
Pain & Gain
Sprain of brain.
From Up on Poppy Hill (Kokuriko-zaka kara)
Comes a tale so boring, you won’t believe it’s animated.
The Great Gatsby
By ‘Great’ you meant ‘length of movie,’ right?
The Company You Keep
Used to be Cool Hand Paul … now it’s Tool Bland Shia.
Trance
Repeat after me: The London Olympics opening ceremony was not complete bollocks … The London Olympics…
The Place Beyond the Pines
A rating beyond two stars.
Mud
… is thicker than water. He’s also thicker than your standard wooden plank.