Found in the 99 cent bin.
Author: Jim
Safe Haven
It’s like ‘New Haven’ only, apparently, you’d want to be there.
Bullet to the Head
Felt more like a knee to the groin.
A Good Day to Die Hard
In Russia, party welcome YOU, comrade.
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP O-VER-RATE-ED, 2012 version
Don’t get caught worshipping here.
The Best Films of 2012
IMHO, of course ;)
The Worst Films of 2012
It’s a shame they can’t all win.
Identity Thief
Should have stolen a different screenplay.
Stand Up Guys
Oh yeah. A Geritol-style beat-down.
Warm Bodies
R, R, wherefore art thou RRRRRRR?