Aw, gee. We just got to the waterboarding.
Author: Jim
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
My Ghost Rider father figure is awesome … until he turns back into Nicolas Cage.
This Means War
And this: :p means straight-to-video.
Limitless
Well, you shouldn’t have divided by zero, then.
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
You’d think Dwayne Johnson would prefer to sing ‘rock’, no?
The Woman in Black
Yo, Harry Potter! Is Womanin related to Sirius?
Born to be Wild
Rip-off. In 3D IMAX!
Chronicle
What if Carrie had a Facebook account?
African Cats
Ok, we got animals on screen. Did anybody secure Morgan Freeman? No? Damn.
The Vow
I vow to watch this film. I vow to pay my full and complete attention, forsaking all others … at least until Journey 2 starts.