Want to be a model, or just look like one?
Author: Jim
The Company Men
Hands up, all unemployed people who wish to be represented by Ben Affleck. Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?
Sanctum
Watching douchebag after douchebag die painfully isn’t as entertaining as one would hope.
War Horse
Why the long face?
The Devil Inside
Possessed is the new retarded.
The Dilemma
Dear Diary: My hot wife Winona Ryder is having an affair with Channing Tatum. I suppose I should be upset, but it’s kind of flattering.
The Adventures of Tintin
Is he afraid of snakes, too?
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
I hope you’re taking notes.
The Darkest Hour
In Russia, aliens find you!
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Schadenfreude is a family value.