Dark of the Moon is indeed better than its immediate predecessor, Rise of the Fallen. However, that’s like saying Diabetes is better than Smallpox.
Author: Jim
Killer Elite
Successfully assassinated two hours of my life.
The Smurfs
Muthersmurfing cocksmurfers.
The Help
Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer are all almost certain locks for Oscar nominations – I have no problem with this, nor should you.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Ok, what say ye, laddies? Was this a bona-fide attempt at art or just another cashing in on a billion dollar franchise?
Contagion
Wow. This thing has spread like … wildfire? Cancer? Mayonnaise? No, that’s not it. Just wait. I’ll get it.
Abduction
Only thing abducted here was the admission price.
Thor
Thor—oughly disappointing.
Top 10 Favorite Babes from Scream 4
Who doesn’t love a Top-10 list?
Drive
Uh oh. A phone call. Ryan Gosling might have to [Gasp!] speak words.