… and other subtle euphemisms
Reviews
The Souvenir
No thanks; I don’t want to keep anything from this movie.
Brightburn
Clark Kent II: Nothing this evil ever dies
Captive State
…or the only way you’ll get a mainstream audience to sit through this film
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Make it reign
Mapplethorpe
The Cock Whisperer
Walking on Water
I’d say this title would give off a savior fixation, but the dude is already named “Christo”
Booksmart
Malalapalooza
Rafiki
No, not the mandrill from The Lion King
Aladdin
Will Smith’s audition for Blue Man Group