For when your problems are simply too small to solve reasonably
Reviews
A Cure for Wellness
A well for the curious
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Except this one, I’m guessing
Everything, Everything
So-so
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
… straight to the 99 cent bin
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
(Still grail-less)
Alien: Covenant
Prometheuses
Battle of Memories (记忆大师)
It’s Barbra Streisand v. Lea Michele!
Lowriders
And lower expectations to match
Rage
Or the phoned-in equivalent thereof