(Not Constantinople)
Reviews
Queen of Katwe
Bit early in the century for Uganda to get its quota of good news, yes?
The Magnificent Seven
Did this oater get your goat-er?
Deepwater Horizon
It could have been worse? What?!
Blair Witch
Like a chipwich, except that it’s tasteless, soggy , and makes you sick to your stomach.
Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart (Jack et la mécanique du coeur)
Bong. Bong. Bong. This blows! This blows! This blows!
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
Time for another movie falcon, eh?
Sing Street
John Carney’s third album
Storks
Will maternity leave delay the DVD release?
Bridget Jones’s Baby
How telegraphed do you like your jokes?