When you want to remake Beauty and the Beast, but don’t want to pay the rights
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The Perfect Match
This movie and one star
The Brothers Grimsby
Because Monty Python no longer exists
Before We Go
…make sure to leave all subplots in the ‘off’ position …
10 Cloverfield Lane
No, no. This is 10 Cloverfield PLACE. Common mistake; you’re looking for Apocalypseville.
Miracles from Heaven
As opposed to those found in mayonnaise hybrids.
Butter
See: Parker
If I Stay
There will be trouble … well, not so much trouble as pain. Much pain.
The Young Messiah
The greatest prequel ever told?
Hot Bot
Plot not