Never got off the line.
Reviews
The Last Days on Mars
Days? Hours? Who’s counting, really?
The 5th Wave
Sounds like Step 37 of my in-laws saying ‘good-bye’
Gambit
Ain’t Hamlet
Anomalisa
Stretching the definition of ‘animated’
Ip Man 3 (葉問3)
It’s Ip to be cubed.
Monster Hunt (捉妖记)
Proving crappy 3D is the ideal babysitter for all cultures.
Carol
Even women want to sleep with Rooney Mara.
Samba
Dancing its way to irrelevance.
Norm of the North
Let’s leave this one out in the cold.