Or at least manslaughter for. Sort of.
Reviews
The Gift
Huh. I expected this film to be an endless loop three seconds long. What? Oh, ‘gifT’
No Good Deed
Nor bad movie choice goes unpunished.
Más negro que la noche
Más estupido que The Haunting
Ricki and the Flash
‘Trainwreck’ applied to the wrong film.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
When you’ve loved and lost like a spider, um, odds are you’re dead.
Horns
They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future
What If
… Harry Potter were a loser. Like, seriously.
Southpaw
Jake the Ripped-er
The Galápagos Affair: Satan Came to Eden
Yeah, but only to look at the giant sea turtles, and maybe a murder or two, but that’s it.









