Can we just go back to the first one, then?
Reviews
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Guessing late teens, early 20s, maybe. Still seems kinda young and impulsive.
Mortdecai
Stifling my own gag reflex.
Hector and the Search for Happiness
Have you tried Disneyland?
Laggies
Are the good titles were taken then, eh?
Nightcrawler
Cold blooded
Wish I Was Here
I’m going to overlook the egregious grammar because I really enjoyed this film … but you’re on notice.
Men, Women & Children
The family that texts together is vexed together.
Snowpiercer
Think that makes a better Bond villain or X-Man name?
The Railway Man
A trainwreck of a life.