I’ll settle for escaping this theater.
Reviews
Side Effects
May include drowsiness and a loss of two hours of your life.
Snitch
I love my dead-weight son!
Lost in Thailand
Found in the 99 cent bin.
Safe Haven
It’s like ‘New Haven’ only, apparently, you’d want to be there.
Bullet to the Head
Felt more like a knee to the groin.
A Good Day to Die Hard
In Russia, party welcome YOU, comrade.
Identity Thief
Should have stolen a different screenplay.
Stand Up Guys
Oh yeah. A Geritol-style beat-down.
Warm Bodies
R, R, wherefore art thou RRRRRRR?









