OK, who broke the Earth this time?
Reviews
The Croods
The Cruds
Spring Breakers
Woo! Beach! Woo! T & A! Woo! Message! Woo! Wait. What was that?
Oz the Great and Powerful
Welcome to the land of snoOZe.
The Lords of Salem
Is that the menthol version?
Free Angela and All Political Prisoners
Ok, gimme a Bobby Seale and … lessee … a Nelson Mandela.
Scary MoVie
Scariest part was the ticket price. And the funniest part.
Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Forgive me, father, for I have made yet another holier-than-thou piece-of-crappier-than-thou film.
The Host
And I thought I was boring with my body.
Filly Brown
Came up lame; had to be put down.