Eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and rating of Green Hornet.
Reviews
The Last Stand
Oh thank goodness, ‘cuz Schwarzenegger looks like he’s about to fall over.
Mama
♪…just killed a man. Put her tentacles round his head, sucked his life force now he’s dead …♫
Gangster Squad
Untouchable fraud.
Hyde Park on Hudson
Say, FDR, any chance you have some, um, er, Presidentin’ to do? No? Fine. Carry on.
A Haunted House
Ghostperv.
Dabangg 2
He bangg! He bangg!
The Impossible
The title refers to the fact that it is literally impossible to weep as much as this film requires.
Zero Dark Thirty
Pretty ominous title for a film without a villain.
Promised Land
Mopeyball