These guys need a Legion of Doom.
Reviews
The Pirates! Band of Misfits
I miss Wallace and Gromit *sigh*
Safe
Quite possibly the least apt word to describe any character in a Jason Statham movie.
Chimpanzee
Welcome to the jungle/we’ve got fun and games.
Think Like a Man
OK, lessee here … ‘I would much rather be watching Cabin in the Woods’
The Raven
Nevermore.
Jeff, Who Lives at Home
and watches Signs.
The Cabin in the Woods
Pasty middle-aged men playing God … what is this, a GOP convention?
Damsels in Distress
and disillusionment.
The Lucky One
… who managed to miss this film.