Paint-by-blubbers.
Reviews
The Grey
Fittingly, The Grey was neither black, nor white, neither good, nor bad, just sort of in the middle.
Red Tails
African-American story eschews Tyler Perry and gets a thumbs-up. Coincidence?
X-Men: First Class
X-Men, you like school in th’ summer.
Haywire
You can put a tiara on a box turtle, but it’s still a box turtle.
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Asperger’s: more fun than autism.
Source Code
Boxing Jake Gyllenhaal
Contraband
Next time you dump your cargo because of Coast Guard intervention, could you lose the screenplay with it?
Underworld: Awakening
Wait a sec … that one is a vampire AND a werewolf? Does Team Edward know about this?
The Iron Lady
Old lady dementia and conservative Cold War politics … honey, get the kids!