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Reviews
The Bourne Legacy
Awww, isn’t that cute? This perfect killing machine has a soul, too.
Red Lights
Head fights.
Total Recall
I remember liking the original, but it’s possible that was just a memory implant.
Ruby Sparks
Sick of your love life? Invent a new one.
The Watch
Here … alien, alien, alien … got a nice little planet here to conquer ..
Girlfriend Boyfriend
Red friend, blue friend
Step Up Revolution
Those dancing kids have made me rethink my political views.
The Dark Knight Rises
Must be the yeast.
Dark Horse
Don’t bet on this long shot.