If you can’t get laid in Times Square on New Year’s Eve, you’re probably in the cast.
Reviews
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
“This is a little over the top.” “No shit, Sherlock. ”
We Bought a Zoo
And a matching cliché enclosure to go with it.
Everything Must Go
On the bright side, it isn’t raining.
Young Adult
Oh, grow up.
Madea’s Big Happy Family
Because what’s funnier than misogyny?
Le Quattro Volte (The Four Times)
A goat is now the protagonist? Seriously?
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked
This was no boating accident. Unfortunately.
Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
Try not to look down.
Midnight in Paris
Custom time/space travel, eh? Well I’d really like to be in Washington, D.C. in 1865. No? Barring that, could I at least have missed 7th grade?