Sorry. It takes more than costumes and fog to convince me two people are in love.
Reviews
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
This just in: Katie Holmes? Still pretty.
Creature
While not good, benefits greatly from not being Shark Night 3D.
Shark Night 3D
You could have written this while passed out in a drunken stupor. Wait. Did you? Think carefully.
Glee: The 3D Concert Movie
Singing? Wouldn’t you rather see irrelevant sob stories of people you don’t know?
Colombiana
The Zoe Saldana Disrobameter surpasses the jaw-dropping industry standard six halter-top mark.
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
Correction. Born to Be ½ Star.
Apollo 18
Houston, we have a Direct-to-Video.
Warrior
Check it out, all six Rocky films at once!