For the par-kourious
The Mermaid (美人鱼)
Sounds fishy to me … not all fishy, mind you, just, like, 50%
Where to Invade Next
Have you considered, I dunno, Macy’s Menswear?
Short Term 12
Try not to feel any emotion here; these kids are screwed.
Before I Go to Sleep
I pray for a humorless version of 50 First Dates
The Witch
Never play “The Blame Game” with a Puritan.
Deadpool
Sounds like the fast lane requirement on the commute to Hell.
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP O-VER-RATE-ED, 2015 version
Please pay attention to what you should be ignoring.
Zoolander 2
‘2oolander’ is a better title; I wish that one had prevailed.
Joe
D’oh!