Baby, I’m not gonna lie: I saw another film right before this one. It meant nothin’ to me. Nothin’. I swear it.
Ouija
Next time, I want to be the race car.
Insidious: Chapter 3
Insidiousest
The Boy Next Door
… would not watch this movie, either.
Fifty Shades of Grey
“On Tuesdays, I’m going to pack you in jello for my sexual amusement. Try to keep an open mind.”
Somewhere Only We Know (You yi ge di fang zhi you wo men zhi dao)
Czech yourself, then wreck yourself.
Women Who Flirt (Sa jiao nu ren zui hao ming)
Don’t get excited; it’s a tame PG-13 at best.
Tammy
Thelma and Louise Part II
Spy
SPoofY.
Under the Electric Sky
Sits the ultimate pit crew.