Next time? Don’t buy the house on the site of the former graveyard. Duh.
Under the Skin
Actually, I’m pretty good with skin level. We can stop there.
Focus
Grifting lessons
Oculus
Innocuous? Hardly.
The Giver
I pronounce it ‘The Jiver.’
The Double
Wouldn’t it be great if I were totally cool? Just.like.me. Wah?
Only Lovers Left Alive
Only insomniacs left awake.
In the Name of My Daughter (L’homme qu’on aimait trop)
Recognition that true-to-life events could well inspire a quality film, just not this one.
Tomorrowland
In Orlando, is this ‘Tomorrowworld?’
22 Jump Street
Move over, Korean Jesus