Seems a fairly pretentious way of saying ‘My Diary,’ no?
The Water Diviner
Is all wet.
Kung Fury (short)
Beware the Kung Führer.
The Expendables 3
I’ve fallen! And I can’t get up!
Jurassic World
This sure looks like derivative – I bet you’re not even dino-sorry about it.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Kinda like a universal A-Team.
A Walk Among the Tombstones
Take your fitbit; that’s good exercise.
Third Person
Plurals.
Sex Tape
Another chance at Jason Segel nudity … where do I sign up?
The Other Woman
Baby, I’m not gonna lie: I saw another film right before this one. It meant nothin’ to me. Nothin’. I swear it.