The better to two-star you with.
Danny Collins
Al Pacino plays a sleazeball … but the good kind.
Penguins of Madagascar
Are now everywhere but
Furious 7
But I was already furious at the first six.
Exodus: Gods and Kings
“Let my people go … next door. I hear Big Hero 6 is good.”
Annie
Orphan-lite: 50% less homeless than regular orphan.
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
Pssst. The secret is it still sucks.
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part I
Concrete is in this year … or we’re in concrete this year. I forget which.
Foxcatcher
Dream snatcher
McFarland, USA
Takes a strong third, ahead of Emotion, but well behind Logic, Facts.