Hi, Jo!
The Monuments Men
Erecting a screenplay near you.
Gimme Shelter
Gimme a break.
That Awkward Moment
when you realize you’ve attended an R-rated Zac Efron film.
The Kings of Summer
That would be Julius and Augustus. Am I right? Huh? Huh?
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
OK, if he sees his shadow, do we have six weeks of nuclear winter?
The Nut Job
Epi-pen! Epi-pen, now!
I, Frankenstein
do solemnly swear not to suck … oh, crap.
The Legend of Hercules
Has gone from myth to pure fabrication.
Devil’s Due
Oh yeah, I’m tellin’ ya — you gotta rotate your Devil every few months or you’re gonna get films like this.