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Elysium
On the periodic chart between Unobtanium and Gymnasium.
Blue Jasmine
♪Blue ‘Mine, I saw you standing with kin, without a drink in your hand [sic], without an Alec to pwn♫
Planes
From the files of NO Imagination Screenplay, Etc.
The Lone Ranger
Hiyo, credits already!
The Smurfs 2
♪Tra, la, lala, lala, la, lala this sucks♫
Grown Ups 2
There were grown-ups in this movie? Really? Where were they?
Red 2
I love being read to, but didn’t like Red 2. What’s up with that?
The Wolverine
The importance of being shirtless.
The Heat
Left me cold.