It’s a shame they can’t all win.
Identity Thief
Should have stolen a different screenplay.
Stand Up Guys
Oh yeah. A Geritol-style beat-down.
Warm Bodies
R, R, wherefore art thou RRRRRRR?
Quartet
Old Timers Day at the opera house.
Parker
Peters out.
Broken City
They should get that ‘Fix-It Felix’ guy from Wreck-It Ralph.
Amour
♪What a drag it is getting old… ♫
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and rating of Green Hornet.
The Last Stand
Oh thank goodness, ‘cuz Schwarzenegger looks like he’s about to fall over.