Ok, gimme a Bobby Seale and … lessee … a Nelson Mandela.
Scary MoVie
Scariest part was the ticket price. And the funniest part.
Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Forgive me, father, for I have made yet another holier-than-thou piece-of-crappier-than-thou film.
The Host
And I thought I was boring with my body.
Filly Brown
Came up lame; had to be put down.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
By ‘Retaliation’ did you mean: ‘We’re gonna make a crappy sequel?’
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
I wave my magic wand *poof* — no stars
Kai po che!
All the excitement of cricket matched with the sheer fun of political bigotry.
42
Sorry, Douglas Adams fans; there’s nothing here for you.
Dead Man Down
But not out.