Say, FDR, any chance you have some, um, er, Presidentin’ to do? No? Fine. Carry on.
A Haunted House
Ghostperv.
Dabangg 2
He bangg! He bangg!
The Impossible
The title refers to the fact that it is literally impossible to weep as much as this film requires.
Zero Dark Thirty
Pretty ominous title for a film without a villain.
Promised Land
Mopeyball
This is 40
out of 100
Texas Chainsaw 3D
Massacred my afternoon.
Les Misérables
Hey … HEY! That one guy over there isn’t miserable at all! Go kill his family or something.
Parental Guidance
Unnecessary