and watches Signs.
The Cabin in the Woods
Pasty middle-aged men playing God … what is this, a GOP convention?
Damsels in Distress
and disillusionment.
The Lucky One
… who managed to miss this film.
Lockout
Hey, Snake Plissken found his eye! And got a shave and a shower while he was at it. Well, a shave at least.
The Three Stooges
Moron isn’t timeless.
Bully
Required viewing for the folks least likely to attend the film in the first place.
American Reunion
Perhaps by American Wake I’ll find these films funny.
A Separation (Jodaeiye Nader az Simin)
Between my perception and critical acclaim.
The Raid: Redemption (Serbuan maut)
You know kung fu, too? What a coincidence!