You’d think Dwayne Johnson would prefer to sing ‘rock’, no?
The Woman in Black
Yo, Harry Potter! Is Womanin related to Sirius?
Born to be Wild
Rip-off. In 3D IMAX!
Chronicle
What if Carrie had a Facebook account?
African Cats
Ok, we got animals on screen. Did anybody secure Morgan Freeman? No? Damn.
The Vow
I vow to watch this film. I vow to pay my full and complete attention, forsaking all others … at least until Journey 2 starts.
One for the Money
Two for “Hell, no!”
Man on a Ledge
I give up. Just what exactly did this ‘Manon’ allege?
Big Miracle
Paint-by-blubbers.
The Grey
Fittingly, The Grey was neither black, nor white, neither good, nor bad, just sort of in the middle.