Congrats, Tyler. This one is just boring.
Mars Needs Moms
And screenwriters.
Safe House
Aw, gee. We just got to the waterboarding.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
My Ghost Rider father figure is awesome … until he turns back into Nicolas Cage.
This Means War
And this: :p means straight-to-video.
Limitless
Well, you shouldn’t have divided by zero, then.
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
You’d think Dwayne Johnson would prefer to sing ‘rock’, no?
The Woman in Black
Yo, Harry Potter! Is Womanin related to Sirius?
Born to be Wild
Rip-off. In 3D IMAX!
Chronicle
What if Carrie had a Facebook account?