Boxing Jake Gyllenhaal
Contraband
Next time you dump your cargo because of Coast Guard intervention, could you lose the screenplay with it?
Underworld: Awakening
Wait a sec … that one is a vampire AND a werewolf? Does Team Edward know about this?
The Iron Lady
Old lady dementia and conservative Cold War politics … honey, get the kids!
Kaboom
Personally, I’d avoid titling my film after the sound effect of a bomb exploding.
The Artist
Shhhhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m hunting Oscaws.
Players
Because ‘The Punjabi Job’ just wasn’t gonna cut it.
Sucker Punch
About as feminist as a whorehouse.
Joyful Noise
Come for the singing, stay for the sermon.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
You’ve read the book, now see the movie. No, the new one. No, not the sequel or the other sequel, the one that just came out. Yeah, wait, no. Oh, never mind.