USA Channel, here we come!
Atlas Shrugged: Part I
Worst film of the year.
A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Jane! Er, I mean, “Christmas!”
Anonymous
Yo Will, if you’re gonna pretend this play is yours, at least spell “Shakespeare” correctly.
ParaHappy Sawloween
It’s Halloween, do you know where you kids are? Let’s hope anywhere but the movies.
Margin Call
Economy? What economy?
Water for Elephants
Titanic for landlubbers.
Puss in Boots
No, kitty. That’s a bad kitty.
Trespass
Cage? Kidman? Schumacher? Wow! Now all we need is a time machine to make these names relevant.
Cars 2
Here in my car/I can make a sequel/I can bore all the folks/Who are older than five. In cars.