If you could walk with the animals, talk with the animals, grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals, what makes you think they want to talk back?
50/50
The odds you’ll be weeping before this movie ends.
Real Steel
Real stupid.
What’s Your Number?
Pretty sure it’s above 5.5 on imdb. Why? What’s yours? Oh, sorry.
ACTING!
A shallow study of three leading men.
Fast Five
Which one is Vin Diesel again? He’s the thick wry-smiled musclehead who only talks to make speeches. Yeah, Ok. Which one is Vin Diesel again?
Big Gumby and Balance, Competitive
Caution: a non-movie Moneyball-related baseball article. And this one has numbers and charts and graphs. Oh my!
The Art of Mismanagement
Caution: a non-movie Moneyball-related baseball article.
The Tree of Life
Root rot.
An open letter to the fans of Terrence Malick’s The Tree of Life
My dear confused fellow patrons: