Wow. This thing has spread like … wildfire? Cancer? Mayonnaise? No, that’s not it. Just wait. I’ll get it.
Abduction
Only thing abducted here was the admission price.
Thor
Thor—oughly disappointing.
Top 10 Favorite Babes from Scream 4
Who doesn’t love a Top-10 list?
Drive
Uh oh. A phone call. Ryan Gosling might have to [Gasp!] speak words.
Sarah’s Key
Finally. An answer to ‘what’s a velodrome?’ and ‘what would it look like if there were actually people in it?’
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Dr. James Franco. Calling DOCTOR James Franco. Please report to fiction, STAT!
The Change-Up
Threw a curve and went for the screwball. Result? A walk out of the theater.
Crazy, Stupid, Love
Tell me you don’t love Ryan Gosling yet. I dare you.
The Future
If this is truly the future, I would appreciate you killing me now.