It’s Halloween, do you know where you kids are? Let’s hope anywhere but the movies.
Margin Call
Economy? What economy?
Water for Elephants
Titanic for landlubbers.
Puss in Boots
No, kitty. That’s a bad kitty.
Trespass
Cage? Kidman? Schumacher? Wow! Now all we need is a time machine to make these names relevant.
Cars 2
Here in my car/I can make a sequel/I can bore all the folks/Who are older than five. In cars.
Johnny English Reborn
Hi, I’m Rowan Atkinson. Wait, come back!
An Inconvenient Swordfighting Truth
Another one in the ‘L’ column for Richelieu.
The Three Musketeers
My, aren’t you just the prettiest little piece of shit I ever did see?
The Ides of March
Et tu, Ryan Gosling?