What is just? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me no more.
Kung Fu Panda 2
The panda is B(l)ack, and so is the pandering.
El Gran Milagro
El Gran Migraine-o
Answers to Nothing
Wow. That’s so weird. I would have sworn this film answered to ‘Pretentious Crap’.
Cowboys & Aliens
Yee – haw! Let’s get to th’ anal probin’, pardners!
The Hangover Part II
Do you know how hard it is to make the exact same film again?
The Muppets
Look, up in the air! It’s our missing audience!
The Beaver
Talk to the hand.
Mr. Popper’s Penguins
They’re kinda like a mobile STD.
Hugo
Say, um, you wouldn’t happen to have a spare key for the robot I found, would you?