Muthersmurfing cocksmurfers.
The Help
Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer are all almost certain locks for Oscar nominations – I have no problem with this, nor should you.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Ok, what say ye, laddies? Was this a bona-fide attempt at art or just another cashing in on a billion dollar franchise?
Contagion
Wow. This thing has spread like … wildfire? Cancer? Mayonnaise? No, that’s not it. Just wait. I’ll get it.
Abduction
Only thing abducted here was the admission price.
Thor
Thor—oughly disappointing.
Top 10 Favorite Babes from Scream 4
Who doesn’t love a Top-10 list?
Drive
Uh oh. A phone call. Ryan Gosling might have to [Gasp!] speak words.
Sarah’s Key
Finally. An answer to ‘what’s a velodrome?’ and ‘what would it look like if there were actually people in it?’
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Dr. James Franco. Calling DOCTOR James Franco. Please report to fiction, STAT!