Stupider Ascending
Tag: 0.5 stars
Piku
Hindi for ‘crap’
Hot Pursuit
Like ‘The Heat,’ only lamer.
Mortdecai
Stifling my own gag reflex.
Think Like a Man Too
Like a man who wrote Love Boat teleplays, that is.
Panic 5 Bravo
More thought went into this cryptic title than into the film itself.
Left Behind
… at the box office.
A Master Builder
“Mastur?”
Nymphomaniac, Vol. I & Vol. II
Want to hate sex? Have I got a movie for you.
Tusk
Tsk.